Clown Car Soap
Clown Car Soap
Clown Car Soap
Clown Car Soap
Clown Car Soap
Clown Car Soap

Clown Car Soap

Regular price $13.95

Political Junkie Collection*

This soap was my optimistic attempt at the Swing Swirl Technique*. But time was limited. Colors did not come together as planned. The painstakingly constructed dividers failed to bulwark rouge shades from invading neighboring sections. The swirl tool may or may not have been too delicate.

At time of production,¬†a particularly unserious congresswoman¬†brandished regrettable photos of a private citizen on CSPAN. Since then, another¬†member was ejected from a theater¬†for bad behavior. Currently,¬†our US¬†House of Representatives has no Speaker,¬†instigated by yet another¬†chaos-loving member¬†ūüôĄ

I will say no more about either matter beyond: We Can Do Better.

At least this Clown Car soap has its own playful, charm (and smells Mmmmmmmm).

I cannot say the same regarding the clown car dominating our congress. ūüė¨

#WeCanDoBetter
#VotePleaseandThankYou

*(One day I'll attempt this again AND GLORY WILL BE MINE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

Ingredients (Vegan):
Made with glee, plus saponified coconut, sustainable organic palm, avocado, olive,  high oleic sunflower, and castor oils, plus Shea butter. Distilled water, lye, sodium lactate and sugar. Essential oils of lavender and sage, blended with blueberry sage fragrance oil. With cosmetic micas.

Full bar net weight: approximately 3.75 oz./108 g.

Product Care

To extend longevity, keep your soap in a well-draining soap dish away from shower spray. Better yet, use an ecologically-friendly soap lift to more completely dry your bar between uses.

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*A portion of sales is donated to Field Team 6, an organization dedicated to registering new majority, pro-democracy voters nationwide 

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